Portsea Hotel, Portsea, Victoria

3746 Pt Nepean Road
Portsea
Victoria, 3944

Pub
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Recent reviews

  • 25 Feb 2010
    #10258 (Parma)
    23%
    $25.00
    chicken
    Not rated
    2 / 5 (ok)
    1 / 5 (poor)
    Not rated
    1 / 3 (poor)
    Not rated
    -1
    No

    Parma reckons:

    Unequivocally the worst parma I have had in my life. The parma here was dwarfed by the size of the plate (which wasn't very big). It was soggy and watery and had then caused the chips to also by soggy and unpleasant. The topping was a disgrace. Firstly, there was hardly any to speak of and the ham was salty and inedible. I had to remove it from the parma because it tasted so rancid. On top of this, there was no salad and yet they charge $25 for it? -1 point for a severe lack of value for money.

  • 27 Dec 2009
    #1346 (Scott)
    48%
    $24.90
    chicken
    4 / 5 (very good)
    2 / 5 (ok)
    1 / 5 (poor)
    2 / 5 (ok)
    3 / 3 (excellent)
    Not rated
    -1
    No

    Scott reckons:

    What a very sub-par parma for an over-inflated price. Plate looks bare with just a parma for some reason sitting on the chips when there was ample space to sit them separately. It was a filling, big meal, but everything was so bland. Flavourless chicken, crumbing, sauce, cheese, ham and chips. That about sums it up. Point lost for the un-explainable price and then having no salad. I really don't remember this place being so bad. Perhaps they aren't dealing with the holiday season so well.

    Gold reviewer
  • 30 Jun 2009
    #5202 (Ash)
    77%
    $22.00
    chicken
    5 / 5 (excellent)
    5 / 5 (excellent)
    5 / 5 (excellent)
    2 / 5 (ok)
    1.5 / 3 (ok)
    1.5 / 3 (ok)
    N/A
    No

    Ash reckons:

    Chips underneath the Parma will never get a good rating, wet, soggy, squashed...

  • 12 Jun 2009
    #4850 (Abi)
    92%
    Not specified
    chicken
    5 / 5 (excellent)
    4 / 5 (very good)
    5 / 5 (excellent)
    4 / 5 (very good)
    2.5 / 3 (very good)
    3 / 3 (excellent)
    +1
    No

    Abi reckons:

    Really nice Parma at a beautiful place with lovely views

  • 11 Jun 2009
    #4818 (Nikita)
    92%
    $23.90
    chicken
    5 / 5 (excellent)
    5 / 5 (excellent)
    4 / 5 (very good)
    4 / 5 (very good)
    3 / 3 (excellent)
    2.5 / 3 (very good)
    +1
    No

    Nikita reckons:

    Real Ham on the Topping

  • 18 Mar 2009
    #2818 (Peter)
    79%
    $22.90
    chicken
    4 / 5 (very good)
    4 / 5 (very good)
    4 / 5 (very good)
    4 / 5 (very good)
    2.5 / 3 (very good)
    2 / 3 (good)
    N/A
    No

    Peter reckons:

    Overall not a bad parma although for the price you would expect more bang for your buck. Parmas were fairly consistant across the table - solid meal.

    Silver reviewer
  • 08 Nov 2008
    Anonymous Coward
    35%
    $22.50
    chicken
    2 / 5 (ok)
    2 / 5 (ok)
    0 / 5 (very poor)
    3 / 5 (good)
    2 / 3 (good)
    1 / 3 (poor)
    -1
    No

    Anonymous Coward reckons:

    Cheese topping was cold, parma crumbing was soggy not crunchy, -1 for charging a high price for an inferior small average tasting parma!!! Also ditract points for the rude wedding planner.