Crimes against chips

While it is one of the corner posts of a solid parmigiana, what would appear to be a simple side dish often leaves much to be desired. It is unfortunate that some venues don't give enough attention to these "minor" details. To help out, have come up with the ten commandments to help make your side a more memorable experience.

  1. Thou shalt not let thy chip become soaked in salad dressing
  2. Thou shalt not serve thy chip under-cooked
  3. Thou shalt not murder thy chip by serving underneath other food stuffs
  4. Thou shalt not serve thy chip unseasoned and unsalted
  5. Thou shalt not cheat on thy chip with a cheap fry immitation
  6. Thou shalt not serve thy chip over-cooked
  7. Thou shalt not use green under matured potatoes to make thy chip
  8. Thou shalt not serve chips from thy bain maree
  9. Thou shalt not covet the chip of thy neighbour
  10. Thou shalt not take the name of thy chip in vain